Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Stand Up, Stand Up For Cheesus

Everywhere I look I see them.

Surely it can't be just a coincidence?

It's becoming increasingly clear to me that I have been wandering in the wilderness for too long and only now is Cheesus revealing to me the path my life must follow.

The signs were there if only I had eyes to see them.

First school trip?
Cheddar Gorge

Favourite aids related film of 1993?
Philadelphia.

The list is almost completely without beginning and wholly without merit.

The rind has fallen from my eyes and I'm set free from earthly shackles. Cheese sets too, can't think of anything shackly about them but that would be too weird for words.

Thank you Cheesus, from this day forth I will follow only thee.




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About Me

Despite compelling evidence to the contrary this was never meant to be about either beef or cheese, subjects in which I have little more than a passing interest. It is true however that the fates have recently conspired to find me work at a cheese factory but this is little more than a cruel, coincidental joke told at my expense.