Bored?

There's probably some rule about starting on a positive note or not being introspective but I haven't even received a confirmation email in which one might suppose such rules would be detailed. There was probably something I had to agree to while setting this up but I can't believe that anyone reads those so any rules in there would be just plain wasteful.

Can that really be all I have to offer. Last night in bed when I decided to start writing this my mind was chock-a-block full of profound witticisms but that may have more to do with not drinking alcohol for once and desperatley trying to fill my mind with anything other than worry about having to lie there for hour after hour. Not that it would really matter if I did lie there for hours on end, unable to sleep, as I've nothing to get up for anyway.

I'm between jobs at present you see and my usual raison d'etre is rising to do the washing-up of a morning but thanks to the lack of alcohol last night I took advantage of all that wonderful time and gathered the soapy rosebuds of opportunity right there and then.

I was so bored after that I watched The Bill. My mind was screaming in agony even as I reached for the remote but thanks to my Zen-like powers of self control I managed to sit all the way through it and believe that I came out the other side a better, wiser and stronger person who will not do drugs, will not be violent towards my partner and who has a new-found respect for the Police as they just want to help and have feelings too you know.

Today however is another day and I intend to use it wisely.