Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Great News!

I can only imagine how deflating it must be for my army of loyal readers who return daily, sometimes a couple of times a day, and find that I have offered no more wisdoms up to the people.

The good news is that I'm back...and I'm in a really foul mood.

My Mother once said (actually it was someone else's mother and I heard it second hand), if you can't think of anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.

So I'll wait until the positive chi out-battles the negative ions and then I'll be back properly.

In the meantime a word from our sponsor.

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About Me

Despite compelling evidence to the contrary this was never meant to be about either beef or cheese, subjects in which I have little more than a passing interest. It is true however that the fates have recently conspired to find me work at a cheese factory but this is little more than a cruel, coincidental joke told at my expense.