Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Great News!

I can only imagine how deflating it must be for my army of loyal readers who return daily, sometimes a couple of times a day, and find that I have offered no more wisdoms up to the people.

The good news is that I'm back...and I'm in a really foul mood.

My Mother once said (actually it was someone else's mother and I heard it second hand), if you can't think of anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.

So I'll wait until the positive chi out-battles the negative ions and then I'll be back properly.

In the meantime a word from our sponsor.

Eat apples!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you might at least check your entry afore posting it.

saw the full fat hande twat big train the other day. grand.

now, get writing. px

About Me

Despite compelling evidence to the contrary this was never meant to be about either beef or cheese, subjects in which I have little more than a passing interest. It is true however that the fates have recently conspired to find me work at a cheese factory but this is little more than a cruel, coincidental joke told at my expense.