I reckon that might be it.
I was walking back from the shops today with my usual scowl and overbearing sense of irritation which was added to today by a severe itching all over when it dawned on me. I'm going through the menopause, this is what it's like.
Consider the facts.
I've been pissed off for the last couple of weeks with no good reason (apart from the giving up smoking while living on an island in the middle of nowhere with nothing except fishing, fighting and farting for a social life) and now I feel itchy and hot.
Tomorrow I'm going to the doctors to arrange a dirty weekend in Melbourne where I've got to wank into a jar (don't ask).
That should cheer me up (the trip to the doctors rather than the wank into a jar - which probably will cheer me up come to think of it).
Monday, March 20, 2006
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- beefandcheese
- Despite compelling evidence to the contrary this was never meant to be about either beef or cheese, subjects in which I have little more than a passing interest. It is true however that the fates have recently conspired to find me work at a cheese factory but this is little more than a cruel, coincidental joke told at my expense.
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