After all that it was apparently a Sea Elephant so it should really have looked like one of these. But it didn't have the elepahntine nose which means it's probably female.
Or male.
Or young.
Or old.
Or a southern sea elephant.
Or a deformed sea elephant.
Or a sea elephant with an exceptionally small nose.
Or a post rhinoplastic surgery sea elephant.
Last I heard it was still alive which will come as a great relief all the sea elephant lovers tuning in. Apparently there's a fairly good chance people have been harming it. It's eye was puffed up one day and a previous visitor to these shores was shot dead, presumeably by someone with a sea elephant grudge.
Asking for it he was.
Monday, November 15, 2004
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